ewurajaja:

Recorded on Jay-Z’s iPhone. No amped mic, no reverb. JUST Bey.

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She sang that song. Will reblog this every time

I sure will Bey anytime

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susemoji:

this is the saddest scene in this movie

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foodnun:

Omfg

This was my entire summer.

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officialfrenchtoast:

It’s a metaphor, see: you hold a pen with your homework in front of you, but you don’t do it, you don’t give it the power to do its killing

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Everyone wants to be Batman, but everyone should be Captain America. Captain America Doesn’t Need To Be A Jerk To Be Interesting  (via tipsyggnostalgic)

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michaelpalin:

Reason 3284739567346762306 why I love Julie Andrews.

 

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@LauraBenanti: If you have a baby and your baby is wearing a hat and that hat does NOT have animal ears on it YOU ARE WASTING MY TIME

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gallifreyburning:

giraffepoliceforce:

I really want a science fiction story where aliens come to invade earth and effortlessly wipe out humanity, only to be fought off by the wildlife.

They were expecting military resistance. They weren’t counting on bears.

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captainmjolnir:

People criticizing TFIOS because Gus sounds pretentious???

that was the point???

like literally at his fake funeral his best friend talks about how fucking pretentious he is and how annoying it was???

It was one of his character flaws? He was deliberately written that way?

You’re not being clever or critical by pointing it out, you are literally stating a fact about the novel that the author deliberately wrote

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