jonathangriff:

muggle-at-the-barricade:

Seeing a Broadway show: This is the greatest day of my life! 

When the show ends: I’ll never be happy again

you mean

Seeing a Broadway show: I did not live until today

When the show ends: How can I live when we are parted?

(via im-a-high-functioning-sociopath)

sushinfood:

goofle:

She wears short skirts I wear t-shirts and we’re both getting sent home from school because its distracting to boys apparently

okay this one made me laugh

(via canwriteitbetterthanueverfeltit)

blackqualad:

why are people so worried about if feminism hates men and not worried about how men virulently and violently hate women and commit acts of violence against them

(via imnotsayingimahero)

hiatus-is-killing-me:

jimmypagesunderagedgirlfriend:

a tEENAGER???… withPOLITCIAL OPINIONS?? no… politics for adults. this not affect you. go sit at kids table

(5 min later) this new generation of teenagers doesn’t care about anything besides parties and the internet

(via imnotsayingimahero)

oh-bo-burnham:

I love when demonic boys blow me kisses

oh-bo-burnham:

I love when demonic boys blow me kisses

(via chrlies)

barachiki:

Series 4: We discover what part of the government Mycroft really works for.

barachiki:

Series 4: We discover what part of the government Mycroft really works for.

(via greatbiguniverse)

buckbarrow:

other fandoms may come and go but Harry Potter will always be there in the shadows. watching. lurking. never letting you forget its perpetual hold on your existence.

(via massivelyangryfeminist)

  • Person: Have you seen that episode where...
  • Me: I have seen every episode, go on

comedycentral:

Click here to watch Jon Stewart react to President Obama’s planned military action in Iraq.

(via canwriteitbetterthanueverfeltit)